Ok this is actually a serious question I'm left handed and I don't like being left handed how do I become righ?

right handed? I know some might dismiss this as a crank question particularly given my history of stupid questions but this 1 is serious. Some might consider it similiar to a homosexual wanting to be heterosexual but its not at all. Left handedness is a disability homosexuality is not a disability. So there are valid reasons for me to want to be right handed. For starters writing in Caucasian languages such as English is inherently difficult for left handed people because of their left to right structure. If I spoke a Semitic language such as Jewish or Arabic it would be different perhaps maybe then left handedness would be ok but for an English speakers it is very disabling. So this is why I want to switch to writing with my right hand I have reasonable reasons for wanting this. How do I accomplish it?